I walk down a school hallway and cast level 35 movie-star-like-looks on myself and some fine bitch falls in love with me so I brake her heart and laugh the I go home and talk to hot babes on the web "OH YEA"wink wink but they call me a nerd so i cry and put on my purple and red wizerds robe and cover myself in jelly but all I have is wheat bread damn I hate wheat bread. then I have a sudden craving for a hot dog but the only place you can get hotdags at 2pm is some shit little store then the hotdogs make your stomich hert so you regret ever wasting 2.50 for it so I go next door and get some hot dogs but then I see thati need sissors so I may cut the catsup packets more easyer so I don't rune my new shirt I just bought from wal-mart then i wonder why wal-mart only has one L in the WALL??????I don't think the world will ever know?!?!?!?!?!?so I go back to my house to get the sissors and fully injoy my hotdog because I don't know the people I got the hotdog from so there would be that akward silance, and I don't like that so I eat my hot dog then I get gas so I call my mom and tell her I hate this town "when I grow up I'm gonna move to the big city" (mom)"big city you say"!!!
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